You'd be better off getting dating advice from the skeezy stoner or the drunken fratboy you used to turn up your nose at back in college.
The 'advice' is a mix of What Everyone Knows (Girls want you to pay for the first date, don't make your first a movie date because you can't talk, etc) and Good Lord What's Wrong With You (insulting advice that you can only get laid if you get the girl drunk) mixed in a sarcastic, *arrogant* blend of spite and bile.
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls.
This leaves you to make witty followup remarks like "Errr" and "Y... Later, hiding in a broom closet, you think of all the things you have said.Have you seen where Programmers are gathered, talking about programming? I have heard enough PHP and Laravel to last me for an eternity! Just make up your mind to be the side chick in the relationship because the laptop will always the be the main chick. If you are not a busy person or you dont have something doing, you can’t date a programmer ’cause if you are looking for 100% attention, you are dreaming. They get too happy and forget that you are supposed to be the source of their happiness(as it should be).6. I can’t be the only girlfriend that goes crazy about this.Once you start dating a programmer, you are dating him and his laptop. He would spend hours debugging and once he is “inside the code”, don’t bother! I mean T-shirt and Jean is the official outfit for a programmer.They would have been awesome, and the girl would have swooned over your wit and handsomeness, but instead you are sulking in a closet and commiserating with a mop. All women turn almost all men into jabbering fools who can only vaguely remember what a sentence is.The Science: Back in 2009, some scientists found that guys performed worse on basic cognitive tests after interacting with a woman, and even worse than that if they were actually attracted to the woman.